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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.” The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedThe Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time. Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing. [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedA rabbit goes and stands in front of a lion and a pregnant lioness. The rabbit starts screaming at the lioness, “I’m gonna fuck you up the ass, I’m going to rip your ass open, my dick will come out of your mouth!” The lioness becomes angry and says to the lion, “Do something, I’m [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedIn a small nineteenth century Russian shtetl, two families negotiate with a prominent yeshiva to provide two students as husbands for their daughters. The two young men set out for the town. On the way, their wagon is attacked by Cossacks, and one of the men is killed. When the survivor finally arrives in the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedA doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.” The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedNever before had Sue looked in the box that her husband Fred kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn’t figure it was anything [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedLast year, as some German scientists were digging 150 feet under the ground, they were surprised to discover small pieces of copper. They studied the copper pieces very carefully and came to the conclusion that 25,000 years ago, there was a nationwide telephone network in ancient Germany. They reported this in scientific journals, world-wide. When [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed“In Palestine, Hamas won by a landslide, huge, huge margin. How does this make Democrats feel? They can’t win anything and terrorists are winning in a landslide.” –Jay Leno Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, Leno, middle east Jokes Category: Jokes |
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