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 Comments are closedThis is a funny Bar Mitzvah video, not your typical song… share damn it… Tweet(function() {var s = document.createElement(‘SCRIPT’), s1 = document.getElementsByTagName(‘SCRIPT’)[0];s.type = ‘text/javascript’;s.async = true;s.src = ‘http://widgets.digg.com/buttons.js’;s1.parentNode.insertBefore(s, s1);})(); Tags: Bar Mitzvah song, funny, jewish jokes, Videos Jokes Category: Jewish Jokes |
Comments are closedThe New York City Public Schools have officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed Hebonics, as a second language. Backers of the move say the city schools are the first in the nation to recognize Hebonics as a valid language and a significant attribute of American culture. According to Howard Ashland, linguistics professor at Brooklyn College [...] Jokes Category: Jewish Jokes |
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