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Joke Posted: November 28th, 2009 | Tags: condom, gorganzola, Sex Jokes, tasteless |
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.
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Tags: condom, gorganzola, Sex Jokes, tasteless
Joke Posted: November 1st, 2009 | Tags: black, police, shoe, white |
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
- You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black [...]
Joke Posted: October 22nd, 2009 | Tags: animals, death, Elephant, Kenya, zoo |
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University…
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a [...]
Joke Posted: October 15th, 2009 | Tags: idiot, Jokes |
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?”
“I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.”
So he climbed out of the hole and [...]
Joke Posted: October 14th, 2009 | Tags: idiot, music, piano, singing, Songs |
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Tags: idiot, music, piano, singing, Songs
Joke Posted: October 13th, 2009 | Tags: insults, language, news, Newspaper |
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Tags: insults, language, news, Newspaper
Joke Posted: September 10th, 2009 | Tags: hat, idiot, pictures |
If only he had one of those double-browed hats. Then he’d be in business!
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Tags: hat, idiot, pictures
Joke Posted: August 31st, 2009 | Tags: Bloopers, comedy, drunk, idiot, Videos |
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Joke Posted: August 11th, 2009 | Tags: death, idiot, protesting, Sign |
He must be a fellow Zionist Conspirator attempting to make Jihadists look stupid.
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Tags: death, idiot, protesting, Sign
Joke Posted: August 10th, 2009 | Tags: idiot, Interview, Surfer, TV, Videos |
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