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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. – Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: – Gorgonzola! – Wait, it is not on yet. Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him: – You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes. The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while. – Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at [...] In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University… On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, [...] Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.” So he climbed out of the [...] If only he had one of those double-browed hats. Then he’d be in business! Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: hat, idiot, pictures He must be a fellow Zionist Conspirator attempting to make Jihadists look stupid. Jihadist at a Rally in Manhattan Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: death, idiot, protesting, Sign |
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