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		<title>Donate For a Good Cause</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Problem With Getting Wasted: When You Sober Up, Your Troubles Are Still Real</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker3</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes into a bar and says, &#8220;Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!&#8221; The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer. The guy drinks it fast. &#8220;Quick! gimme another beer before the trouble starts!&#8221; The barman looks at the guy oddly but hands another [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A guy goes into a bar and says, &#8220;Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!&#8221; The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.</p>
<p>The guy drinks it fast. &#8220;Quick! gimme another beer before the trouble starts!&#8221;<br />
The barman looks at the guy oddly but hands another beer to the guy.</p>
<p>The guy drinks it fast. &#8220;Quick another beer before the trouble starts!&#8221;<br />
The barman hands him another beer, with a frown on his face, but hands it over reluctantly.</p>
<p>Again, the guy drinks it fast. &#8220;Quick another beer before the trouble starts!&#8221;<br />
The barman replies, &#8220;Look pal, exactly what trouble are you talking about?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I haven&#8217;t got any money!&#8221;</p>

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		<title>The Beer Hog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker3</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Friday night in Hayward Wisconsin, a 125-pound black bear, wandered into a local grocery store and went straight for the goods. The bear climbed 12 feet up on to the liquor shelf, in the beer cooler and sat for an hour, until wildlife officials arrived and tranquilized the animal. I guess it wasn&#8217;t tranquilized [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On Friday night in Hayward Wisconsin, a 125-pound black bear, wandered into a local grocery store and went straight for the goods. The bear climbed 12 feet up on to the liquor shelf, in the beer cooler and sat for an hour, until wildlife officials arrived and tranquilized the animal. I guess it wasn&#8217;t tranquilized enough from the beer.</p>
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		<title>Yoga and Drinking &#8211; Same Effects</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? </p></blockquote>
<p>If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauvignon_blanc" target="_blank">Sauvignon Blanc</a></strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.forwardedjoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/blanc.jpg" alt="Sauvignon Blanc" title="Sauvignon Blanc" width="316" height="485" style="float:right;margin:10px" />Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you&#8217;re ready and willing to do just about anything. </p>
<p>You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. </p>
<p><strong>Stop hiding and start living.</strong></p>
<p>Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn&#8217;t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. </p>
<p>Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister! </p>
<p><strong>WARNINGS:</strong> </p>
<p>* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when you are not.<br />
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.<br />
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can sing.<br />
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.<br />
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. </p>
<p><strong>Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit!</strong></p>

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