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5. Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. 4. Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them. 3. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it. 2. Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be. 1. (Granted it’s not a one liner, but it’s pretty good…) [...] This became effective January 1, 2009 in ALL states. The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct Installation is illustrated below……. Please pass on to [...] We often forget how funny it is when someone almost gets killed but doesn’t. It’s also a bit of a relief. Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: cops, death, driving, injury, luck, sports A slick observation from New York Comedian Ari Teman: There are people who still don’t wear seat belts; I don’t get it. I get people not wearing condoms—both protective devices—but nobody has ever put on a seat belt and thought, It doesn’t feel like I’m driving. See his blog here Don’t be a putz, [...] Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day…….. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don’t fret about it… She moved in with me. [...] I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and [...] I know its not politically correct but this was just too funny to pass up. Women driver clips… Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: action, cars, crashes, driving, funny, Videos, women |
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