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Jay Leno

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“A retired Air Force colonel said that U.S. military operations are already under way in Iran. You know what that means, time to break out the old ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner.”

Jay Leno

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–Jay Leno

“Gaddafi’s sons are getting arrested. A revolution is not the best time to be a dictator’s sons, or as they’re called in Libya, dictator tots. It’s tater tots with a ‘dic’ in front.”

–Craig Ferguson

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“Today Moammar Gaddafi said he is going to fight to the death. Works for me.”

–Jay Leno

“Gaddafi’s sons are getting arrested. A revolution is not the best time to be a dictator’s sons, or as they’re called in Libya, dictator tots. It’s tater tots with a ‘dic’ in front.”

–Craig Ferguson

“It’s being reported that Moammar Gadhafi is surrounded by an elite core of female bodyguards. In a related story, Charlie Sheen invaded Libya.”

–Conan O’Brien

“I don’t think Khadafi gets it, because half the country is in rebel hands, his military is defecting and he’s being tried at the International Criminal Court. Somebody asked him today what he’s doing. He said, ‘Duh, winning!’”

–Bill Maher

Steve Martin tweeted:

“Lunch with Gadhafi, cancelled”

@TomGara tweeted that Gaddafi may or may not have been trying to look his best for his capture:

“Reports Gaddafi was captured wearing Laboutin heels, a hot-pink Roman toga and cowboy hat should be taken with a grain of salt.”

@TheTweetofGod tweeted:

“Qaddafi, Satan. Satan, Qaddafi. I believe you two know each other’s work.”

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]]> http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2011/10/having-a-ball-with-gaddafi/feed/ 0 Current Economic Scene in One Picture http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2011/08/current-economic-scene-in-one-picture/ http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2011/08/current-economic-scene-in-one-picture/#comments Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:02:29 +0000 Joker http://www.forwardedjoke.com/?p=2210 This financial crisis deepens and this is forcing government agencies to make some tough decisions. If things continue in the same fashion for much longer, there’s a real risk that they may have to lay off Jose.

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]]> http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2011/08/current-economic-scene-in-one-picture/feed/ 0 Happy New Year & Farewell 2009 http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2009/12/happy-new-year-farewell-2009/ http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2009/12/happy-new-year-farewell-2009/#comments Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:41:40 +0000 Joker http://www.forwardedjoke.com/?p=1259 As always the 2009 JibJab year in Review

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This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.     

[...]]]> Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

  

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.     




Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

  
      

No crap, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

   
      

Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

   
      

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

  
 

No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

   


See if that works any better than a fair trial!  
  
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War Dims Hope for Peace

   
 

I can see where it might have that effect!  
 
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

  
   

Ya think?!  

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

   
     

Who would have thought! 
 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    


They may be on to something!  

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

   
     

You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?  
  
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

   
    

He probably IS the battery charge!  

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test

                           

Group 
weren’t they fat enough?!  

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

   

That’s what he gets for eating those beans!  
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

   
      
Do they taste like chicken? 
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

   
      
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!  
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

   
      
Boy, are they tall!  
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

   

Did I read that right?  

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Mental Note! Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never [...]]]> This pretty much speaks for itself…

The Woods

Mental Note!
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club

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]]> http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2009/12/hitting-the-woods/feed/ 0 A New Ending For a Favourite Fairytale http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2009/10/a-new-ending-for-a-favourite-fairytale/ http://www.forwardedjoke.com/2009/10/a-new-ending-for-a-favourite-fairytale/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:49:47 +0000 Joker http://www.forwardedjoke.com/?p=1098 The big bad Wolf said “I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down.”

The little piggy said “Fuck off or I’ll sneeze on you…”

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Wolf
Little Piggy

The little piggy said “Fuck off or I’ll sneeze on you…”

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