Forwarded Joke: Funny Stuff Jokes Video & Pictures

As always the 2009 JibJab year in Review pass it on… Tags: 2009, 2010, happy new year, JibJab, Year in Review

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter    This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.      [...]

This pretty much speaks for itself… Mental Note! Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club Never piss [...]

The big bad Wolf said “I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down.” The little piggy said “Fuck off or I’ll sneeze on you…” pass it on… Tags: Fairytales, pig, swine flu, Wolf

Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products and marketing, and had [...]

pass it on… Tags: Amy Winehouse, boobs, drugs

pass it on… Tags: insults, language, news, Newspaper

Here are two jokes I heard about this. They’re less funny than the reality that he won the Prize, but funny nonetheless. “In an unprecedented move, the National Football League has announced Barack Obama the winner of Super Bowl XLIV.” “Maybe I can win the Nobel Prize for physics next year. I know I don’t [...]

Funny for WAY too many reasons. Here’s the original story. Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter MINNEAPOLIS – Organizers of the Twin Cities Marathon said they won’t disqualify an 81-year-old runner who won his age group after using a borrowed catheter. Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Mich., was sidelined at an aid station about [...]

Top 3 Iran Jokes: 3) “France and Germany warned Iran this week not to pursue their nuclear research program. In fact, France and Germany warned Iran that if they didn’t stop their program they would, you know, warn them again.” –Jay Leno 2) “Russia has agreed to help Iran build a nuclear reactor. Yeah, because [...]