#gallery-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-1 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-1 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-1 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: baby, cats, dogs, Kids, pets
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Dallas, TX A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with [...] One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’s hair and sadly said: “Why is some of your hair white mommy?” The mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white. The girl thought about this revelation [...] Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: children, cleaning, House work, Prison, Videos, VIM, women This is why we love children… A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?” the teacher [...] Here’s what several primary school children had to say about the OCEAN: So this is an octopus? Why it has eight testicles?? (Kelly, age 6) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. [...] |
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