Behind me painstaking barons burningly drug soldiers

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“Behind me painstaking barons burningly drug soldiers in huge piles of whale nets”

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Achmed The Dead Terrorist

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Stoned Cop 911 Call

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By Car or By Train

By Car or Train

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Funny Anecdote

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by [...]

Sheen

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question and answer jokes

Q. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? A. Bell-bottoms!

Q. How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? A. They both have rings!

Q. What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? A. He grew up to be a bellhop!

Q. What do you [...]

Top Ten Inspirational Sayings You’d Like to See @ the Nurse’s Station

10. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

9. If at first you don’t succeed…try management.

8. TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.

7. Hang in there….retirement is only 35 years away!

6. Go the extra mile…it makes [...]

funny microsoft press release

By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd.

REDMOND, Wash (UPI) – Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today that it has purchased the rights to the well-known “trademark” symbol, formerly denoted as “tm” in most print media.

The symbol is commonly used to identify commercial product names that have not yet been registered with [...]

funny soccer

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