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Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke Tags: animals, comedy, funny, Funny Animal Video, humor, joke Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. “How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind: “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punches Osama on the [...] Tags: baby, Bottle, cat, comedy, cute, feline, funny, humor, joke, kitty Tags: dogs, Guy, Kimba, Tongue Out Women may not drive in a house coat. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Women may not drive in a house coat. It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. In Pacific Groove, “molesting” butterflies can result in a $500 fine. [...] Q. What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A. A smooth operator! Q. How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? A. They both have rings! Q. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? A. Bell-bottoms! Q. What do you call a large [...] The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Jeffrey Goldberg www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Tags: comedy, comedy central, funny, humor, Iran, israel, jeffrey goldberg, steven colbert [...] Police Seize More Than $50 In Wire From Nation’s Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer Tags: crystal meth, drugs, police # It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon # It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. # One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking [...] |
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