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Joke Posted: May 29th, 2011 | Tags: blonde joke, comedy, funny, humor, joke | If bimbos and blondes were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ might be used to create new words that describe them:
Bimbaffled – constant mental state of blondesimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbait – short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract [...]
Joke Posted: May 25th, 2011 | Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, one dirty joke | One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, “Martha, I think I really should try that.” Martha replies, “I know you want to Stumpy, but [...]
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Joke Posted: May 17th, 2011 | Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, weird music |
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Joke Posted: May 14th, 2011 | Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, military joke | As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you dummies fall out.”
As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, [...]
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining.
I have heard of these examples. I wonder if these are true!
CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said:
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising [...]
Joke Posted: May 7th, 2011 | Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, weather anchor loses it |
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Permalink Joke Posted: May 3rd, 2011 | Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, osama bin laden | The Daily ShowTags: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook
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Joke Posted: May 1st, 2011 | Tags: comedy, funny, girlfriends, humor, joke | A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, [...]
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