Blonde Joke

If bimbos and blondes were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ might be used to create new words that describe them:

Bimbaffled – constant mental state of blondesimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes

Bimbait – short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract [...]

one dirty joke

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, “Martha, I think I really should try that.” Martha replies, “I know you want to Stumpy, but [...]

Amazing Nose Itcher

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Weird Music

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Military Joke

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you dummies fall out.”

As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.

The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, [...]

in the event of an emergency

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining.

I have heard of these examples. I wonder if these are true!

CONTINENTAL AIRLINES

On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said:

“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising [...]

weather anchor loses it

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girlfriends

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, [...]