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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedThe local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedSeptember 1, 2002 – Arkansas, USA An Arkansas primary school teacher has been declared the worlds cheapest tipper after ordering more than $250 worth of food and drinks for his wife and self and leaving a 5 rupee tip. Rupee, an Indian currency, is worth approximately 0.02 of an American dollar. When questioned the man [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedA duck hunter was out in the marsh, enjoying the beautiful hunting weather when he felt the urge to relieve himself. So he walked over to the bushes and propped his gun against a tree. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew and knocked his gun over, discharging it and shooting him in the genitals. Tags: comedy, duck hunter, funny, humor, joke, one-liners Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedI love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you’ll find in this post. I’m sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done… Top 3 Signs You’re Playing Too Much Nintendo Wii [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedMy karma ran over your dogma. I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend. I’m not driving fast-just flying low. Help starve a feeding bureaucrat. My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird! Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. “I is a college student.” If you can [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedDallas, TX A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with [...] Redneck Quotes 1. Redneck Quote: It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch. 2. Redneck Quote: My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull. 3. Redneck Quote: Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed. 4. Redneck Quote: Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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