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QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAISAL REPORTS 1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. 3 I would not allow this associate to breed. 4 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closed1 Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the ‘real’ reason this meeting has been called. 2 Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table. 3 During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedTwo Morons rent a rowboat, row out a way, throw their lines in and try fishing. Nothing happens. One fellow says to the other, we have to row out away from shore into deep water. They row and row offshore about one mile out, try fishing again. Same thing nothing. The same fellow says we [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedAhh, SMS… the little Short Message Service we can’t live without. Text messages, you know… kind of like twitter but on your phone. Who else sends more than 10 of these a day? I’ve got a friend that averages 1 SMS sent/received every 35 seconds according to his last bill. Crazy. Well, at any rate, [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedSubmitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning?’ It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,’ the patient replied. I then asked to [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedTwo zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did and God replied, “You are what you are.” The next day he said [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedThe Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedIt was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedA young child and his father went out fishing one morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the child became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his father and asked “How do fish breath under water?” His father thought about it for a moment, then replied, “I really [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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