The Chain Saw

There is a man looking to buy a saw to cut down some of the trees in his back yard. So he goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer says, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and [...]

Construction Worker

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then [...]

Good One

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Stupid Commercials

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car crash

A man was taking his wife, pregnant with twins, to the hospital when he lost control of his car and crashed it.

Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a practical joker, there sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, “Don’t worry, everybody is fine [...]

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