Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.
Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about
anything.
You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and,
with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness
will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never
knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money,
loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse
enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as
you feel may benefit!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir…..
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