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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?” So [...] Some boyscouts went to see an old veteran in the nursing home and he was telling them about the war. He said “One time while on a mission, a lion jumped out and went ROAR. I crapped myself.” One of the boys said “That’s understandable, we would be scared of a lion, too.” The old [...] it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day…Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :> …now its 11:00 at the police station… billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :> …now its [...] Tags: animals, clip, comedy, funny, humor, pet stars, TV, Videos Tags: comedy, funny, humor, impressions, voice, voice impressions, youtube A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some [...] A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. “Olympic condoms?” she asks, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.” “What color are you [...] Tags: Bloopers, comedy, funny, martin lawrence, outtakes, show, sitcom, TV Tags: bularia, bulgarian, comedy, funny, humor, music idol, tv show, Videos |
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