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* A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as “Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.” * A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife “I wish you were here.” The message received [...] Tags: art, edward scissorhands, Grass, grass race, grassmen, lawn Deep Salvage Pick Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages. Utensil Pick When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren’t enough to get the job done to your satisfaction. Extra Pick When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you [...] Tags: comedy, funny, humor, invisible rope prank, joke, prank, Videos 10. Gargamel, most likely on LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in faggy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway? 9. Olive Oyl, probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that skinny? She might even [...] 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have [...] A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you [...] Tags: black comedy, boy riding tricycle in heavy traffic, china, funny, humor, joke, only in china, photo, picture, tricycle Tags: animals, animals mating, comedy, funny, humor, joke, mating, photo, picture Tags: bizzare, celebrities, comedy, correspondents, FOX news, funny, humor, joke, king of pop, Michael Jackson returns from the grave, personalities, Sarah Palin, spoof, television |
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