5. Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
4. Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them.
3. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.
2. Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.
1. (Granted it’s not a one liner, but it’s pretty good…) What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. I’m sending this to you,
using Bill Gates’s technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
