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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. [...] The big bad Wolf said “I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down.” The little piggy said “Fuck off or I’ll sneeze on you…” Tags: Fairytales, pig, swine flu, Wolf Tags: face, flexible, man Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products and marketing, and had [...] Tags: aerosmith, dance, stephen tyler Obama is so pretty that Michelle carried him over the threshhold Obama is so pretty that the Navy won’t name a submarine after him Obama is so pretty that he knows Victoria’s Secret Obama is so pretty that he never has that “not so fresh” feeling Obama is so pretty that he never farts Obama [...] Tags: cat, feline, genius, kitten, kitty, music, piano Tags: Amy Winehouse, boobs, drugs What would these mothers say if they were Jewish? Alexander Graham Bell’s Jewish mother: “Nu, so you invented the telephone. You think you could give your mother ah call sometimes?” Paul Revere’s Jewish mother: “Why do you have to ride around like ah meshuganeh in middle of the night? Why can’t you ride during the [...] Tags: kung fu fighting, slideshow, Videos |
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