Yo Mama’s So Fat She Hid a Gun in her Fat Rolls. Seriously.

This is Very Confusing

Get this. A 500-pound inmate in the 6th fattest city in America – Houston, Texas – was charged with hiding a pistol in his fat flabs. Possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. That was the crime. And what was he in there for initially? Selling illegal copies of CDs.

But wait! How did they catch him? Did they just happen to stick their hands in his corpulent flesh folds? People do that all the time, really, but no. He actually told a guard, of his own free will, that he had it hidden in there. Then they searched for it and didn’t find it. They probably had to reach deeper or something. Either that or he just likes people searching around and getting a good tickle.

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