A Whole New Meaning to Big Foot

Tags: china, foot, language, Sign, translation

Stupid is as Stupid Smashes Glass Table

Tags: Bloopers, comedy, drunk, idiot, Videos

Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are [...]

When Beer and Man’s Best Friend Unite

Tags: beer, dogs, furniture, pets, pictures, table

Can You Say “Assinine”?

Somebody must have been on an acid trip. Not a pleasant one at that. I like the part where they do the “reenactment.”

Tags: animals, inane, news, stupid

Stop the Nagging!

From Couriermail Australian News:

A man jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn’t take his wife’s nagging anymore.

The Chinese truck driver, known as Zhou, and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, the Chongqing Evening Post reports.

Members of the ship’s [...]

A Solution to the $9T Budget Hole

Rent the Stealth Bomber Out for Parties! 9,000 rides for a $1B each should just about do it.

Tags: airplanes, Economic Crisis, Money, national debt

You Can Even Spray your Internal Organs!

At least we hope so. They probably smell pretty bad in there, with all the blood and guts and such.

Tags: butt, commercials, odor, smell, Videos, weird

Sexy Chicken Fat

An Italian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.”

The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with [...]

21st Century Pornography…on an MRI

We won’t embed the video for wont of offending our readers. However, here are some notable quotes:

Speaking of the doctor: “He was the natural choice for investigating how someone attached a dried bull’s penis to the Oxford Ox, and why. Details have yet to be published.”

Speaking of the MRI experiment: “It is an [...]

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