Can a stripper fail?

Can a stripper fail ? YES SHE CAN..(Failblog)

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Run One At A Time

Robin Williams Quote:

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

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Playing Pool

George Burns Quote:

“Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

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Never Forget Oral Sex

Barbara Bush Quote:

“Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

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Sex and Steve Jobs

Quote by Steve Jobs (Apple founder):

My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading…

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Crocs

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Obama Will Save The Day

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Health Alert for Women

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. [...]

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THE SENILITY PRAYER

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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Dying and Walmart

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over WalMart.

‘WalMart?’ the preacher exclaimed.

‘Why WalMart?’

‘Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week’

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