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Joke Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Tags: dance, Sex Jokes, Stripper, Videos |
Can a stripper fail ? YES SHE CAN..(Failblog)
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Tags: dance, Sex Jokes, Stripper, Videos
Joke Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes |
Robin Williams Quote:
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes
Joke Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Tags: George Burns, Pool, quotes, Sex Jokes |
George Burns Quote:
“Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
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Joke Posted: June 29th, 2009 | Tags: Barbara Bush, Bill Clinton, oral sex, quotes, Sex Jokes |
Barbara Bush Quote:
“Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
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Tags: Barbara Bush, Bill Clinton, oral sex, quotes, Sex Jokes
Joke Posted: June 28th, 2009 | Tags: apple, computer, quotes, Sex Jokes, Steve Jobs |
Quote by Steve Jobs (Apple founder):
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading…
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Joke Posted: June 28th, 2009 | Tags: Crocs, shit, shoes, stink |
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Tags: Crocs, shit, shoes, stink
Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!
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Tags: arab, Barack Obama, israel, recession, save the world, Videos
Joke Posted: June 21st, 2009 | Tags: doctor, health, Sauvignon Blanc, wine, women |
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc
Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease [...]
Joke Posted: June 20th, 2009 | Tags: health, old age, prayers, senility |
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Tags: health, old age, prayers, senility
Joke Posted: June 19th, 2009 | Tags: cremation, dying, old age, shopping, Walmart, will |
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over WalMart.
‘WalMart?’ the preacher exclaimed.
‘Why WalMart?’
‘Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week’
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Tags: cremation, dying, old age, shopping, [...]
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