If Banners Could Speak

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him, Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America , the whole
beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.”

“What did it say on the banners?” Obama asks.

Mahmud replies, “UNITED STATES OF IRAN.”

Obama says, “You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran , and
it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner.”

“What did it say on the banners?” Mahmud asks.

Obama replies, “I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew.”

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