Considering popping the question during Valentine’s? Congratulations! Just don’t forget to bring your parents along.
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Getting Ready for Valentine ProposalsJoke Posted: February 9th, 2009 | PASS IT ON: Tags: Congratulations, Marriage Proposal, Valentine's Day | 4 comments to Getting Ready for Valentine ProposalsLeave a Reply |
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There was a man who wanted to marry a woman. One day the man and his parents went to meet the woman‘s mother to ask for the approval. The woman‘s mother told the man‘s parents ‘My daughter is single, never have sexual immorality with men‘. Hearing that the woman was very angry, she said ‘ don‘t believe my mum. In fact I know many men. One was died and took back to his own country. A few more were died‘ The man‘s parent said ‘wao!‘. The mother added ‘ my daughter is just kidding pleas don‘t believe her‘. Then she turned toward her daughter with her screaming ‘daughter!‘. The daughter added ‘ I tell the truth if you don‘t believe, ask my my neigbors. I‘m a famous woman, I know even the workers. More than that I‘ve slept with those workers. I know how to have sex with them by sleeping, sitting, standing‘. ‘Daughter!‘_screaming her mother. The mother still persuade the man‘s parents ‘my daughter is just kidding please don‘t believe her, no man ever touch her‘. The woman still claimed ‘no, I‘ve been practicing all new type of sex from TV every day. I have alot of experience. I guarantee my future husband won‘t waste his time on finding new women for different types because I‘ve got all types‘. The man‘s parents suddenly told their son ‘son please say goodbye to aunty, and let‘s go home‘.
Some women never feel ashame of wanting husband. In Cambodia, some women even hire the outclass men to sexual abuse the innocent women such as me, I‘m changing my resident from place to place to avoid the abusing from the outclass workers. Most men that love me, they wear wedding rings never while know what marriage is. In Cambodia, men seldom marry the women who have spoilt names. I pray American women won‘t be cruel like some Cambodian women.
I meant while never know what marriage is.
A woman make a phone call to a man. The service center replied “the number 3599 you are calling is not active or outside the coverage area busy in husband robbery giving to its gangmembers”.