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Do you know why men with pierced ears are better suited for marriage?

They’ve already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Tags: Earrings, Jewelry, Marriage, Pain

Men & Women have different dreams. Can’t we all just get along?

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Tags: Advertisements, beer, Men and Women

Smoking is dangerous… especially around the vicinity of beautiful women.

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Tags: Men and Women, smoking

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, [...]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make [...]

Are you feeling overwhelmed by work? Can’t get things done? Well, my friend, you may just need to indulge yourself with a warm cup of coffee.
le Café – Oldelaf (english subtitles)Uploaded by Boebis

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Tags: Coffee, French, Stress

Very soon after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the devil for negotiations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly.
Satan proposed a soccer game between heaven and earth.
God, always fair and honest, told the devil, ‘the heat must be affecting your brain, [...]

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Tags: cars, Parking, sports, Street Smart, Wise Ass

He’s eternally hungry, and he’s got some CRAZY eyes. He’s the Cookie Monster!

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Tags: cookie monster, Purple, Sesame Street

This guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He then orders a drink, and while he’s drinking the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard [...]