That’s The Best New Year’s Gift I Have to Share

Here’s a handful of Hangover Cures:

Happy New Year!

Tags: 2009, Alcohol, New Year

New Year Blessing

After serious & cautious consideration…

your contract of friendship has been

cautiously renewed for the New Year ~ 2009! It wasn’t a hard decision to make.

My Wish for You in 2009 [...]

Got Bubbles?

Tags: Japan, Ocean, Whales

Relax: George Bush is here for a Third Term in Office

This invaluable piece of information is taken from Uncyclopedia.

Near the end of Bush’s second term, Americans from all walks of life were calling for him to run again in 2008. However, he can’t do this because liberal elites decided that the people shouldn’t get to elect someone more than twice[1], so Bush promised America [...]

Happy Hanukkah

Hanukkah is a time of miracles. Enjoy it!

Tags: Genie in a Bottle, hanukkah, Holidays

Merry Xmas Y’all, and treat Santa nicely

Tags: children, christmas, Fairytales, Santa Claus

Hello, My name is Prof. Smith, and I’m an alcoholic

This ain’t no ordinary joke. This is life’s own joke:

Research has now shown a link between high childhood IQ and an adult enthusiasm for alcohol that leads in some cases to problem drinking.

Tags: Alcohol, Intelligence, Kids

EL AL Landing at Ben Gurion Airport late December

As the El Al plane came in for a landing at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the captain came on:

“Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane has come to a complete stop and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that cell [...]

Keep It Real

When working in the office all day, it’s important to keep it real.

Tags: Brazil, Breast Implant

Hey Obama – I Dare You For a Match

Tags: Barack Obama, george bush, sports

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