Cruise Diary

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise
ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and
make-up. I'm really excited.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful
and we saw some whales and dolphins.
What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I
met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice
man.

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DEAR DIARY DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did
some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off
the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his
table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a
wonderful time. He is a very attractive and
attentive gentleman.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino did OK ... won about
$80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him
in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete
with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
night but I declined. I told him there was no way I
could be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and
spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw
me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a
charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him
for the night and again I declined. He told me that
if I didn't let him have his way with me he would
sink the ship. I was appalled.

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DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.