Gender & Driving Etiquette

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road..


At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.


When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE!

Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH!

The man laughs.

He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.





Moral of the story:

Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.