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Tom Clancy Quote:

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

Woody Allen Quote:

“Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

Robin Williams Quote:

“Ah, yes, Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”

Can a stripper fail ? YES SHE CAN..(Failblog)

Robin Williams Quote:

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

George Burns Quote:

“Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

Barbara Bush Quote:

“Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

Quote by Steve Jobs (Apple founder):

My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading…