Forwarded Joke: Funny Stuff Jokes Video & Pictures

Two women where at a pub, having a fun night out, away from their husbands. When they got out and started walking back home, they suddenly had a strong urge to pee. They decided to do it in the cemetery, where they figured no one will notice them. Once they were done, they remembered they didn’t bring toilet papers. The first one took her panties off, used it like paper and threw it away. The second used some flowers from one of the tombs.

The day after, one of the husbands called the other and said, angrily:
“Looks like our wifes had quite a good time yesterday. Mine came home without her panties!”.
The other one answered, even more angry: “That’s nothing. Mine came back with a small note sticked to here ass, saying ‘we will never forget you. love, from all the guys”…

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered something in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.

The secret service man came running up to him and said, “Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch.”

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida,
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email,
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address,
he did his best to type it from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an
elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint, at the sound,
her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen…..

DEAREST WIFE…
JUST GOT CHECKED IN…
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW…

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